#he is not an innocent baby

[renlyslittlerose]

Editing the fic with this little loaf waiting patiently for attention

[megamindsupremacy]

So like, y'all know that popular Star Wars fic trope of Time Traveling Obi-Wan Kenobi where he dies and then wakes up in his 11ish year old body back in the Jedi Temple? You know how usually he wakes up, has a few minutes/hours of confusion, and then goes about trying to act like he was at age 11 while slowly fixing everything wrong with the Jedi Order? Personally I think he would not do that.

I think that Ben "Lived As A Wizard Hermit For Two Decades On Tattooine, Left, And Then Died Immediately" Kenobi would wake up as an eleven-year-old, have a panic attack, attack the nearest adult Jedi while accusing them of Doing Weird Sith Shit To His Brain, fucking flee, only then realize he has time traveled, steal someone's ship, go flying out of the temple to god knows where, continue panicking, crash into a random moon while distracted, nearly die, build a survival camp out of his broken ass ship and eat whatever bugs he can find, get kidnapped by pirates, overthrow said pirates, steal their ship, and then very calmly return to the Jedi temple like nothing happened.

Then and only then do I think he would start trying to act like a normal human person (while also dodging questions such as "what the fuck was that" and "where were you" and "is that a pirate's ship?"), except he'd be bad at it due to having lived as an Insane Wizard Desert Hermit for the past twenty years who has experienced enough trauma and time that he doesn't super well remember the details of his childhood, what with all of the wars and death and wars and such.

His acting convinces nobody, but nobody is sure what exactly to do about All Of That so he's for the most part left alone (after very vehemently refusing sptherapy), all the way up until he catches a glimpse of palpatine out of the corner of his eye and then its On Sight

[yuwuta]

you ask yuuta if he wants a bite of your food and when he says yes you offer your plate to him, but he’s just sat there looking at you with his dumb big bambi boy eyes and his mouth slightly open and he will not look away or blink or close his mouth until you lift your fork to his lips to feed him and then he grins like shit’s sweet and hums about how good the food is like nothing happened like he’s not ridiculously attractive. gonna chew on steel

[roses-and-revolutions]

The people of Gotham both fear and revere The Signal. As they do the rest of the Batfam but for Signal it's a bit different.

For starters, he's the only daytime hero. The other Bats usually only come out at night when the city is quieter. And while it's far from asleep, they prioritize stopping the numerous crimes that occur in the shadows. Civilian interactions far and few. Most pictures of them online seemed more like cryptid sightings than heroes soaring through Gotham skies.

The Signal on the other hand was the people's Bat. They got to see him soar through the sky, or ride his bike in all his golden glory. He gave autographs, took photos, and joined them on their daily commutes. He was a regular at mom-and-pop shops, made sure the troubled kids made it to school, and checked in on the sick and elderly. And while he did work with them when necessary, he mostly liked to fuck with the police, like a true Gothamite would.

All in all, he was the sweet sunshine that Gotham needed. He was far more human than the others. Not that he was human, oh heck no! NONE of the bats were human! But it felt that way. Until you were reminded that he was INDEED a Bat.

The way he merged and appeared out of the shadows despite his bright yellow suit, and moved without a sound. He knew about people and things before they happened. And had an intelligence that was absolutely terrifying when thought about. And the way he took care of crimes?

The Signal is cold, borderline brutal, and efficient (with commentary that leaves you agape and a chill down your spine) when dealing with criminals. It was always jarring to witness the sudden change from Gotham's sunshine boy to stone-cold Bat, and back again. It almost gave you whiplash to realize that this was the vigilante that you were talking to about your puppies a few moments ago. And it really instilled the Fear™ that that bats were known for.

The other Bats were terrifying, shadowy demons that moved through the night. Stopping crime in the darkness. Gotham knew and appreciated this. But the Signal? He was the bright light at the end of the tunnel and the warmth of the brilliant sun. But he was also...

'Gotham's Darkest Angel'

[symphonypikachu]

Am I too late for a drawing idea?

How about anya and damian paired up for the high school fake baby test?

they're both exhausted :')

[starblitzy-started-a-fire]

So, um, I’m really into Bill’s backstory-

[lovely-cherubs]

"We want/need more complex female characters!"

But y'all couldn’t even handle them 🤨🙄😒

[machveil]

Hold down Keegan till he agrees to your demands (a single tiny little kissy)

Hold that man hostage, but remember to hold him

Otherwise he may escape (bad, no kisses then)

Boyfriend!Keegan Russ who doesn’t play fair. if you want to kiss him you might need to play dirty - he isn’t above dodging your kisses for his own amusement. some days he’s nice, indulges you without hesitation and presses a kiss to your lips. some days, days where he doesn’t mind you pouting at him and calling him mean, he’ll play hard to get

BF!Keegan Russ who you catch sitting on the couch, idly browsing the channels. you want a kiss, need one, it’s been a little too long since he’s given you one. he’s been on a mean streak the past two days, teasing you until you’re pleading for affection for his own amusement. so, you form a little plan

BF!Keegan Russ side-eyes you as you walk over, a lopsided smile on his lips when you sit on his lap. “Baby, what’s the occasion?”, he croons, hand coming up to play with your hair. he’s caught off guard when move to hug him, arms secure around his shoulders - he should have known. before he can stand up, try to pry you off, his face is being peppered by your lips

BF!Keegan Russ that’s all raspy laughs, hands gripping your hips as he smiles, “Sneaky little thing, come here.”. he’s bringing his hands up, cupping your cheeks as he presses a gentle kiss to your lips. sweet and simple, he pulls back, gaze smitten as he looks at you, “Could’ve just asked, babe.” - a brat of boyfriend, all you can do is sigh as he smiles at you

[magicpiano]

I think there is a missed opportunity with batfam AUs where Bruce finds out about Damian and brings him home way earlier.

Imagine if Damian was brought into the bat family before Jason died, before Tim was Robin. So instead it is Jason Damian tries to kill so he can become Robin. Except, of course, he would be just a little kid. Baby. Only a bit older than a toddler really. It is hard to even be mad about it. Jason finds his stabby assassination attempts kind of cute. Bruce has no idea how to handle this.

[shima-draws]

Me? Drawing Tododeku for the first time since *checks calendar* APRIL of LAST YEAR???

[phantomchick]

It's a shame the bbc merlin fandom is dead because I'm just a man would work so fucking well in one of those tiktok snippets for both Uther and Merlin.

But when does a comet become a meteor? When does a candle become a blaze? When does a man become a monster?

When does a ripple become a tidal wave? When does the reason become the blame? When does a man become a monster?

[cherie-luvv]

Sorry for breaking it to you but Newt is not your “little innocent baby”, he can basically break your arm with three of his fingers

[vanityangel]

leave him alone?? he is literally a baby???

[emmyskiwi]

POV: a child told Moon he’s spoopy 🌚

[peanutsoutofcontext]

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